Q: Of all the Poker Superstars, who would you say most represents your style of play?

A: The Asian dude, John Juanda. Just because he represents.

Q: Of all the Poker Superstars, who is your favorite to watch and why?

A: Hellmuth (without sunglasses) because he’s so UGLY! Like a catfish without whiskers.

Q: Where else do you play poker?

A: My place, Bry’s place, Al’s place, Tyler’s place, Bos’ place, my puter, portable puter, and new location coming soon, phone.

Q: What is your most memorable Spite Club moment? If you are a rookie, what are you most looking forward to?

A: Bos’ ALL IN moments at Bry’s or Pat’s quick exit with the mask.

Q: How did you prepare for Spite Club Season 3?

A: Tried looking through some more stats texts.

Q: What makes you a good poker player?

A: Stats baby! Or just PURE SKILL.

Q: Do you bring any superstitions to the table? Any good luck charms perhaps?

A: Gotta have red chips.

Q: Do you have a favorite hand that you always play?

A: K7 or A7

Q: Break down your opposition this season.

A: Peever: Will be tough for him to better that win percentage of last season. Just ripe for the pickin’. No chance. Bry: Long layoff, will be rusty. He’s done. Tyler: Had an off season so he could rebound. But haven’t heard much of any Hullmuth talk so, done. Al: If he wins a game this season that might throw his game off just enough, done. Bos: No clue. Pat: Hasn’t showed at any preseason games. Could be hidding something. Will have to keep an eye on him. Joel: New guy has no chance against the vets. It’s a whole different game, done.

Q: If you come out on top this season what do you plan to do with all that money?

A: I’ve been eyeing that new Corvette ZR1.

Q: In a game of Strip Poker, who would you like to see sitting across from you heads-up?

A: Anne Hathaway.

Q: If you could, would you make any changes to the Spite Club rules?

A: Not at the moment.