Q: Of all the Poker Superstars, who would you say most represents your style of play?

A: Me.

Q: Of all the Poker Superstars, who is your favorite to watch and why?

A: Phil H the big bitch.

Q: Where else do you play poker?

A: Pokerstars.

Q: What is your most memorable Spite Club moment? If you are a rookie, what are you most looking forward to?

A: The mask Pat should use it more.

Q: How did you prepare for Spite Club Season 3?

A: Sat on ass.

Q: What makes you a good poker player?

A: 8:30pm all-in.

Q: Do you bring any superstitions to the table? Any good luck charms perhaps?

A: No.

Q: Do you have a favorite hand that you always play?

A: 9 to 5

Q: Break down your opposition this season.

A: Play my game all-in.

Q: If you come out on top this season what do you plan to do with all that money?

A: Buy Peever heat for house.

Q: In a game of Strip Poker, who would you like to see sitting across from you heads-up?

A: Angelina Jolie

Q: If you could, would you make any changes to the Spite Club rules?

A: All-in 8:30pm.